Japanese Comedian Does the Mike Tyson

What in the world?

Seriously, where do people come up with the idea, "Gee, maybe I will just take bite out of his ear."

"Fighting, getting my butt kicked, heads locked together…maybe I can make him drop his guard and reach for his ear, what to do…the punch to the rib cage hurts…okay, bite."

Yeah, that might be what goes through Mike Tyson's mind…but through the mind of a comedian?!

What would be funny about that?

Masami Mita is an impersonator/comedian. He's also been arrested for having bitten off the ear lobe…more tender than the sinewy top part of the ear I suppose…unless you are from China where they love that portion of the pig ( I digress.)…having bitten off the ear lobe of a fellow impersonator/comedian.

And…gee, he can't figure out why

nobody is laughing at his Mike Tyson impersonation.

He'll have time to figure out why it wasn't funny as he sits in jail….looking for new material perhaps from the guards and other inmates.