Japanese Schoolgirl Business Plan – 5 ways to tell fortunes
Suddenly, high school girls in Osaka can tell the future. Perhaps they got tired of the ‘other way’ they resorted to to make money to buy designer items.
Customers 20- to 60-year old are lining up, some as long as seven hours to find out
1. will they get a promotion?
2. will they find love?
3. will their teenage daughter talk to them again?
4. do they have what it takes to get a schoolgirl to…well…
The schoolgirls have come up with some innovative ways to tell futures and make money.
1. Binta Uranai – The girl slaps or punches a customer as hard as she can then reads teh results.
2. Rabu Roshon Uranai – the girl smears sticky lotinon on her hand and reads the result.
3. Pocky Stick Uranai – the girl breaks a Pocky biscuit stick and reads the crumbs to the crumb.
4. Choshinki Uranai – the girl listens to the customer’s heartbeat through a stethoscope and then tells the future.
5. Ruuzu Sokkusu Uranai – the girl removes her loose socks and wraps them around the customer’s neck and pulls it tight until she can predict his future – something like, ‘you are going to die of stupidity for allowing me to choke you to death with my dirty socks.”
What’s worse…the guy’s will pay the girls to do these things.
There’s something wrong with some Japanese men.
What do you think?